5.31.2006

Don't Use Me

Seen on our kitchen counter yesterday morning:

A pile of three Ramen noodle packets and a note reading: "I have a special purpose. Don't use me."

I have a friend who was broken up with except that the man didn't even have the balls to ever date her officially.

I think we should all have this tatooed to our bodies in obvious places: "I have a special purpose. Don't use me."